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3:38 p.m. - Monday, Feb. 09, 2004
The Tragedy of PMS
I cry out to you from the depths of PMS.
I knew I was in a bad way when, on my way back from buying a salad for lunch, I stopped in at Dunkin' Donuts and bought three donuts.
Three. For myself. Ate 'em all, too.
Dunkin' Donuts are the crack cocaine of the pastry world: relatively cheap, brutally addictive and ultimately deadly.
I'm in a bad way, folks.
Now I'm eating Valentine's-Day-colored peanut M&M's. Pray for me, to whatever god you may believe in. Even if you don't believe, pray for me.
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