3:53 p.m. - Tuesday, Dec. 16, 2003
stop that immediately, self!
i don't want to work overtime. you know that thing jenny craig says, (and when i say "thing" i mean "goddamn lie"): "nothing tastes as good as being thin feels"?* well, no amount of extra money feels as good as GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE AS SOON AS THAT CLOCK HITS 4:00 PM!!!!!
OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OF THIS PRISON CELL!
sorry. must stop feeling guilty. must start exulting.
oh, and this no-capitals thing? a passing whim. won't happen again.