3:07 p.m. - Sunday, Nov. 30, 2003
Hey, if I weren't messing around here, I'd have to be down in the basement vaccuuming the cobwebs. Yuck, yuck, yuck.
OK, I must heed the call of duty. I must go downstairs.
...the call of duty — could that be the unearthly noise coming from my refrigerator? It succeeded in making me clean parts of the house that haven't seen a vaccuum since May. Whatever it is, it's evidently allied with the forces of Good.